Theory of Everything
Without Commercials (TOEWC) ft. Wave-Particle Duality, the Tax-Paying Turtle Particle Theory of Physics (TPTPTP), and the Waking the Sleeping Giant Big Bang Theory

🎵And if I share my secret/You’re gonna have to keep it/Nobody else can see this/Hey, hey, hey, yeah/And it goes like this….🎵

🎵You gotta get on the groove if you want your body to move🎵

🎵Ground Control to ACOM…. Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three, two) Check ignition and may God’s love be with you (one, lift off)🎵 But it’s no big whoop—it’s only money—if you believe-in the plum pudding 🪠atomic recipe or the Bohr 🐗 atomic recipe or the quantum ⚛️ atomic recipe instead of God’s Atomic Turtle Meetball ATM 🏧 recipe.

🎵 A SybiLL SAP with an EMPTY 3-d SheLL + a little artificial Wave-Particle Duality (“WPD”) = a Baby Turtle-Particle (“BTP”) in motion, a magical potion, 1 would go anywhere, 2 meet up there and form a STRONG NUCLEAR BOND inside of an Atomic Turtle Meetball (“ATM” 🏧 ), it’s no big whoop. 🎵

In this Article I’m going to say something shocking that has not been said in the 798 years since the Joshu’s Dog koan was published in 1228: The Joshu’s Dog koan calls-for a reasoned answer to the question, “Has a dog Buddha-nature or not?” But as the koan’s author, Mumon, observes: Whether you say yes or no, you lose your own Buddha-nature! That’s because however you answer, you’ve got to meet the burden of proof, and UNFOUNDED ANTHROPOCENTRISM (for or against) will 100 kill your case. I attempt to keep my own Buddha-nature without dodging the subject matter of the koan, by REVIEWING what I have deduced so far (between Article 1 and Article 7) about the consciousness of human beings and non-human beings (“animals”), and highlighting my discovery that the one place where there’s continuity between humans and animals—the thing that all sentient beings have in common—is a God-given CONSCIOUSNESS APP, or CAPP, in the 6th dimension, which ENABLES A SENTIENT BEING TO MOVE AUTONOMOUSLY by controlling the direction in which the SybiLL SAP at the body’s center-of-mass (“COM”) applies physical force (a SybiLL SAP is a two-part sub-atomic particle that is a combination of an Eternal SouLL particle in the 4th dimension and an attached PP/3-d SheLL extending inside of the universe.) The main difference between a person’s CAPP and an animal’s CAPP is that an animal’s CAPP does not transmit any MORAL JUDGMENTS up to the SouLL—an animal’s CAPP is MORALITY-FREE—and as a consequence, an animal LACKS SELF-CONSCIOUSNESS, which means that an animal is not aware of their existence. By observation, I am compelled to conclude that there are two different types of animal CAPPs: (1) a SELF-enabled CAPP; and (2) SELF-less CAPP. A pack animal (“PA”), such as a dog, has a SELF-less CAPP. I propose that every animal has their own TEMPERAMENT TEMPLATE that is programmatically implemented by the CAPP. Every Temperament Template implements a BULLSEYE DIAGRAM centered-on X-Y axes, which enables an animal to meet their own BASIC NEEDS without social interaction by performing DEFAULT BEHAVIORS. But the BULLSEYE DIAGRAM of the Temperament Template can be OVERRULED—with the addition of a Z-axis representing a SOCIAL SCALE—to enable both PAs and non-PAs to perform SOCIAL BEHAVIORS in lieu of DEFAULT BEHAVIORS. I NOTE that the X-Y-Z axes of the Temperament Template could be physically implemented by a spherical compass, such as the SouLL PARTICLE COMPASS, which is controlled by the 6-d COM Tongue per instructions of the CAPP. I conclude the Article with a lot of cute animal pictures, which serve as visual aids for my answers to the questions that God posed to Job—in The Book of Job—about a variety of different animals, and I also try to guess the real-life animals that fit the descriptions of the Behemoth (at Job 40) and the Leviathan (at Job 41.)

“The most creative act you will ever undertake is the act of creating yourself.” —Deepak Chopra. Move over Rene Descartes, there are more DUELISTS 🤺 in town! We’re going to SOLVE THE MIND-BODY PROBLEM—the problem of DUALISM—which is proving how a non-physical consciousness could cause forceful effects on matter and vice-versa. This will also explain how CONSCIOUSNESS is the mechanism of action for PHYSICAL ADAPTATION AND EVOLUTION. Our thoughts are in post-Big Bang times with lone Lumeynes—which we’re calling Loose Lumeynes, or LLs—out of their parking spots in Snowmen of God and in-gear moving at the speed of light while their heads tilt in 3-d directions. Displaying dauntless bravery, we make haste to arm our heads—we put-on our totally on-paper virtual reality helmets (old-fashioned thinking caps)—and we take a series of NINE TEST-DRIVES with the LLs to figure-out the “rules of the road,” writing-up our TEST-DRIVE RESULTS as we go, creating a manual (“Emmanuel,” if you will, since this is an online manual.) One thing we’re trying to figure-out is the genesis of sub-atomic particles, since we know that it would be physically-impossible for an Eternal LL to leave the 4th dimension or to be in two dimensions simultaneously! What we discover is that a 4-d turtle-particle LL must have a pop-up particle proxy (PP) that includes a spherical 3-d SheLL inside of the universe. The PP remotely expresses and influences the LL’s experiences. One 4-d LL and one 3-d PP together form an artificial sub-atomic particle (“SAP”) that we’re calling a “SybiLL SAP”; the 4-d COM Tongue and the 6-d COM Tongue twist together—like a co-axial cable that we’re calling the “4-d to 3-d Dual COM Tongue Coaxial Cable,” or “423DCTCC”—and PHYSICALLY CONNECT the 4-d LL to the 3-d SheLL of the PP. So we see that THE 423DCTCC IS LITERALLY THE MIND-BODY CONNECTION THAT RENE DESCARTES WAS MISSING! And now we’re prepared to meet our Eternal Soul LL (“SouLL.”) A Free-Willed SouLL has a God-given pair of Life-and-Death enablement programs (a 6-d Personal O/S, aka CONSCIOUSNESS APP, and a 4-d Free Will Program), but has NO MAKER save-for the outputs of a Decision-Making Module (in the Free Will Program), aka a GOVERNOR MODULE—uniquely identified by a GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER, which (as discussed in Article 1) is the “mind” part of the proverbial “NUMBER OF A MAN” referred-to at Revelation 13:18— that functions to sort fact from fiction and to direct the physical force of the SouLL, controlling the acts of its PP inside of the universe, subject to the condition of Justice for all. We NOTE that the PP will have the same Snowman of God, aka “Snowman Number,” as the SouLL, and we RECALL that the Snowman Number is the “body” part of the NUMBER OF A MAN referred-to at Revelation 13:18 (as discussed in Article 1.) By the end of Article 7, we will be poised to enter the SybiLL SAPs into the Universal Demolition Derby and use our UNLICENSED DRIVING skills to cause collisions and form the “skeleton” of the first ATOM.

The Tax-Paying Turtle Particle Theory of Physics (TPTPTP) explains the Waking the Sleeping Giant Big Bang event, at which time the universe was created out of something BIGGER THAN THE UNIVERSE that went from one state (“particles in bed”) to another state (“particles out of bed”) because of a decision made by Father Time in the 6th-dimension to do some 3-d Mindful Stretching that tipped-over previously upside-down Timeynes, thereby causing the 4th-dimension Lumeyne particles in the same Snowmen of God to tip-over, too, so that instead of getting nowhere in “Backward gear,” the Lumeynes “woke-up” and began to move in “Forward gear” AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. According to the TPTPTP, particles are like turtles (it’s like they have a hard shell on the outside and a soft inside that moves the shell around), and all turtle-particles live in God’s Country, which is a totalitarian state with a 100% tax-rate. Every turtle-particle pays 100% tax in the form of wave-energy on two receivables: (i) the *internal* force of mass (Fmass) constantly expressed as Wave-Particle Duality (the tax paid is the wave-energy part of the expression of Wave-Particle Duality); and (ii) Moving Services, aka *external* physical forces, received from other turtle-particles (Moving Service Providers) that help a Moving Service Recipient turtle-particle “get into gear” and haul mass in the same direction as the NET FORCE that the Moving Service Recipient is experiencing (the tax paid is the equal-and-opposite force that is generated to satisfy Newton’s Third Law of Motion in reaction to receiving a Moving Service.)

Einstein’s Relativity—both Special Relativity and General Relativity—and the entirety of Quantum Physics are proven to be non-starting theories because following those theories makes motion impossible. In fact, there could never have been a valid theory of motion before, because in the 2,350+ years of studying the simple phenomenon called “inertia,” science has not ever explained how objects in motion can stay in motion without any external force acting-on them. According to the TOEWC, the particles in Snowmen of God have the *internal* experience of the force of mass (“Fmass”)—mass has no beginning because God is Eternal—and the *internal* experience of Fmass causes a particle to express WAVE-PARTICLE DUALITY, which means thrusting mass out as wave-energy in one direction and thereby applying the physical force of the mass, aka Fmass, in the opposite direction along the same line, while simultaneously experiencing an influx of new mass. But THERE IS NO UNCERTAINTY ABOUT A PARTICLE’S SPEED OR POSITION, because PARTICLES DO NOT TRAVEL LIKE WAVES, they travel like massive objects. The force of mass, Fmass—constantly expressed as Wave-Particle Duality—is what science has always been missing about motion. Wave-Particle Duality BUSTS ZENO’S INFINITE DIVISIBILITY PARADOX AND ALSO EXPLAINS INERTIAL MOTION by making particle motion PERPETUAL with no external force required, therefore eliminating the problem of determining how much DISTANCE to travel, because DISTANCE IS INFINITE when motion has no beginning or ending, and THERE IS TIME—passing at the speed of light and synchronizing motion—constantly and automatically “dividing” infinite distance into finite fixed-duration intervals. Wave-Particle Duality enabled the universe to be constructed by God via what I call the “Waking the Sleeping Giant Big Bang Theory,” by following what I call the “Tax-Paying Turtle Particle Theory of Physics” (“TPTPTP”); those two theories are introduced here in Article 4, and discussed in more detail in Article 6.

SPOILER ALERT: In reality, things can display TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF RELATIVITY: (1) a Mutually-Relative relationship; or (2) an Absolute-Relative relationship. Albert Einstein’s theories of Relativity ignore the Absolute-Relative relationship. We go back to the beginning and show our work, deducing that outside of the universe, each of the Eternal particles of God—a Lumeyne in the 4th dimension, a Gravityne in the 5th dimension, and a Timeyne in the 6th dimension—lives along an Absolute Direction Line (“ADL.”) The spherical particles, we also deduce, are lined-up one-on-top-of-the-other along their individual ADLs, looking like marshmallows on a stick—forming a marshmallow snowman, in my imagination—with each “Snowman of God” having a multi-dimensional “ADL Backbone.” Knowing that much, we can envision God looking like an enormous SPHERICAL ARRAY OF SNOWMEN OF GOD, with the ADL Backbone of each Snowman of God being RELATIVE-TO THE 6-d COM OF FATHER TIME (the Jesus/God the Father part of God.) An ADL—and therefore an entire multi-dimensional ADL Backbone—has two opposing directions at every location: (1) the Absolute Backward (GRAVITY) direction; and (2) the Absolute Forward (GRAVITY-OPPOSING) direction, which is relative-to the Absolute Backward (GRAVITY) direction. WE SHOW THAT THE ABSOLUTE BACKWARD (GRAVITY) DIRECTION ON EVERY ADL BACKBONE LEADS TO THE SAME POINT IN THE 6th DIMENSION—THE BEGINNING AND THE END OF GOD—AND WE THEREBY REFUTE ALBERT EINSTEIN’S CLAIM THAT ALL DIRECTION IS RELATIVE; IN REALITY, ALL DIRECTIONS ARE RELATIVE-TO THE ABSOLUTE BACKWARD (GRAVITY) DIRECTION! We also notice that there aren’t any Eternal particles living-along ADLs inside of the universe, and the center-of-mass (“COM”) of every thing in the universe can move in any direction on a spherical compass. Nevertheless, there must be a HIERARCHY OF RELATIVITY among the 3-d directions; we deduce this fact because we know that a higher-dimension and a lower-dimension are in an Absolute-Relative relationship, which means that the ADL Backbones of Snowmen of God and the 3-d directions are in an Absolute-Relative relationship, and therefore the 3-d directions are “riding” on top of the ADL Backbones (LIKE FLESH OVER BONE)! So the HIERARCHY OF RELATIVITY OF 3-d DIRECTIONS is simple: A 3-d Down direction must approximate the Absolute Backward (GRAVITY) direction on an ADL Backbone, while a 3-d Up direction must approximate the Absolute Forward (GRAVITY-OPPOSING) direction on an ADL Backbone, and the 3-d Up direction must be relative-to the 3-d Down direction, which informs us that the 3-d directions that are neither Up nor Down—the “3-d sideways directions,” we call them—must all be relative-to the 3-d Up direction. We confirm our conclusion by noticing that regardless of where you are, there’s only one way to go Down, meaning that if you kept going Down, you would always end up at the same point in the 6th dimension, whereas if you kept going Up or sideways, you would always end-up at different points in the 3rd dimension. So we could also call the 3-d sideways directions the “3-d Forward directions” (and in Article 1, we called them “3-d EXIT RAMP directions” in the context of “steering” a Soul particle off of the ADL Backbone to select among relatively-Evil mortal destinies.) Finally, we find some agreement with Albert Einstein, as we see that the 3-d sideways directions must all be relative-to each other! And in the end, we “see the light,” i.e., we see that light (electromagnetic wave-energy) and matter must have an Absolute-Relative relationship inside of the 3-d universe. The reason why is because God and the universe have an Absolute-Relative relationship (THE 4th DIMENSION IS POSITIONALLY-ABSOLUTE, AND THE 3rd DIMENSION IS POSITIONALLY-RELATIVE TO THE 4th DIMENSION), which means that the source of both matter and light in the 3rd dimension must be the Lumeynes in the 4th dimension. But we know that it’s impossible for the mass of an Eternal Lumeyne particle to abandon the 4th dimension, so we deduce that light is the only thing that actually “broke free” from God—no strings attached!—and therefore LIGHT MUST BE POSITIONALLY-ABSOLUTE AND MATTER MUST BE POSITIONALLY-RELATIVE TO LIGHT, and that explains why light can act-on matter but matter can’t act-on light, and that’s also why light’s speed is CONSTANT from matter’s POV. It’s important to belabor this point by considering Einstein’s famous “CHASING A LIGHT BEAM” thought-experiment. Einstein concluded that the reason why matter’s speed, no matter how fast, cannot appear to make an adjacent light beam “slow down” one iota is because TIME SLOWS DOWN AND OBJECTS SHRINK AS MATTER SPEEDS UP, so that from the POV of matter, light’s speed remains constant. That’s special; Special Relativity, that is. The real reason why matter’s speed, no matter how fast, cannot appear to make an adjacent light beam “slow down” one iota is because matter’s speed would not even exist without light, but light’s speed would exist in spite of matter’s entire non-existence, so therefore from matter’s POV, light’s speed “is what it is” (it’s a CONSTANT.) The Absolute-Relative relationship is what Einstein was missing.

In Article 2, we bid DEATH adieu. In the immortal words of Emily Dickinson: “Because I could not stop for Death — He kindly stopped for me — The Carriage held but just Ourselves — And Immortality. 
We slowly drove — He knew no haste And I had put away My labor and my leisure too, For His Civility —
 We passed the School, where Children strove At Recess — in the Ring —  We passed the Fields of Gazing Grain — We passed the Setting Sun — 
Or rather — He passed Us —The Dews drew quivering and Chill — For only Gossamer, my Gown — My Tippet — only Tulle — 
We paused before a House that seemed A swelling of the Ground —The Roof was scarcely visible —The Cornice — in the Ground —
Since then — ‘tis Centuries — and yet Feels shorter than the Day I first surmised the Horses’ Heads Were toward Eternity —” QUESTION: Is the enlightened person subject to the law of causation (Karma, i.e., death and re-birth)? ANSWER: No, because if the enlightened person—the person who is right, not wrong, in their heart—were to be subject to death and re-birth, then that would extinguish the difference between right and wrong, by making both right and wrong have *the same effect* of death and re-birth. In other words, it is surely wrong to say that it is right to get the death penalty for being right.

Some readers are not going to “like” this Article. That’s because YOU’VE BEEN EX’ed! Picture this: A big fat 0️⃣ rubber-stamped on the body part of your choice. “Enjoy…your insensibility of feeling and reflecting. It is the perogative of animals. And no man will envy you these honors, in which a savage only can be your rival and a bear your master.” —Thomas Paine. You can pay tribute 🤑 to Satan on your way out the door. NEXT!! This is not “The Spanish Inquisition,” and there is NO COMFY CHAIR for the wicked. This is the proof of God’s existence as a 3-part multi-dimensional entity: (1) the 4-d Evil part (Satan) = Zero 👌; (2) the 5-d Good part = Pi ⛩️; and (3) the 6-d Justice part (Jesus) = a constant fraction of Pi #️⃣. We see that Zero 👌 is the absence of every digit of Pi ⛩️, so therefore Zero 👌 is not nothing, Zero 👌 is infinite. We NOTICE that the zero 0️⃣ that is nothing is both real and imaginary, but zero 0️⃣ is not equivalent to Zero👌, zero 0️⃣ is the absence of every digit of Zero 👌. Then we calculate “the number of a man” (or in other words, the number a Free-Willed person) as referred-to in The Book of Revelation, at Revelation 13:18: “This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man” = the number of Justice (Jesus’s number #️⃣) multiplied by a positive or a negative Rational number that is less than 90. To understand why, first envision the number determination process by imagining that you are driving a vehicle along a one-way road with “destinations,” aka destinies, on both sides, and you can turn your steering wheel up to 90 degrees right or left TO CHOOSE one desired destiny. NOTICE that a steering wheel is like a compass. ALSO NOTICE that because all 3-d lines on a compass are found in one half of the compass, we only need to use one half of a MULTI-DIMENSIONAL COMPASS to define CHOICES. So we use the upper or the lower half of a MULTI-DIMENSIONAL COMPASS, divided along the 90/270-degree line, which corresponds to Evil’s 4th-dimension number Zero. The 0/180 line on the compass, which is like the one-way road with destinies on both sides, corresponds to Good’s 5th-dimension number Pi. Justice’s number, a fractal of Pi, corresponds to the compass needle, and THE LINE of the compass needle is actually COMING “UP” INTO THE COMPASS FROM THE 6th-dimension CENTER OF THE COMPASS, which is literally the center-of-mass, aka ORIGIN, of the 3-part multi-dimensional entity called “God.” This is why the number of a man = #️⃣ multiplied by a positive or a negative Rational number that is less than 90, to wit: The same positive and negative numbers less than 90 will correspond to 3-d compass directions in opposite quadrants (on either side of the 0/180 line, aka one-way road) in either the upper half or the lower half of the MULTI-DIMENSIONAL COMPASS. Elaborating, we reason that “the number of a man” is called “the number of the beast” because in the beginning, every Free-Willed person chose to do something UNJUST, and we know that on any given set of facts, *every possible* Unjust choice is going to be RELATIVE-TO what the *one* Good choice would be on that set of facts, so therefore in the beginning, every person became A BEAST in some measure INSTEAD OF BEING JUST the way Jesus is. And indeed, Jesus’s number determines the SET—the universe—of possible Unjust choices, and therefore Jesus’s number (which is the compass needle) determines the SET of possible NUMBERS OF A MAN. We corroborate our analysis anecdotally by examining the Biblical description of EZEKIEL’S WHEEL. I know that EZEKIEL’S WHEEL—which contains the SPIRIT of a creature having four faces (an ox, a lion, an eagle and a man)—seems too impossible to be Real, but I did not recall Ezekiel’s “Inaugural Vision” until AFTER I “saw” the MULTI-DIMENSIONAL COMPASS for myself. And THERE IS NO DOUBT that EZEKIEL’S WHEEL and the MULTI-DIMENSIONAL COMPASS “match”! The four faces of a creature are seen again at Revelation 4:6-8 in the four living creatures that summon the four horsemen of the Apocalypse. Then we arrive at the conclusion that whatever THE NUMBER OF A MAN happens to be—and there are as many possibilities as there are SOULS WITH FREE WILL—this is THE BEAST that must be slayed by the person to get out of Bloody Hell, by re-setting THE NUMBER OF THE MAN to Pi (although MEMORY will guarantee that the OLD NUMBER never stops “ringing” in the mind.) Pi is an UNLISTED NUMBER in the “Pi phone book,” because Pi is not IN Pi! So Satan can’t “reach out and touch” Pi because Zero is RELATIVE-TO Pi, and Satan can only “hack” NUMBERS that are RELATIVE-TO Pi, which he can find in the “Pi phone book.” Satan can’t CHANGE ANY NUMBER in the “Pi phone book,” but—surprise! like “Venom”—Satan can use THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST to GAIN CONTROL OVER THE ACTS OF THE BODY associated with the “hacked” number (so it’s like CLONING A PHONE) and cause the person to deliver Karma to themselves. Ergo, having the UNLISTED NUMBER Pi enables a person to see Good and Evil, become immortal and Just like Jesus, and escape from Satan (Karma) forever by stepping into Job’s shoes. We NOTICE that Job is like “Neo” in “The Matrix”—joining “Fight Club” against Satan, who is also the founder of “Fight Club” who must be defeated to “graduate,” similar to the specter of Luke Skywalker refusing to descend to the dark side with Darth Vader—and we ALSO NOTICE that at Job 38:3, the first question Job must answer is whether or not “the Lord” is a gender-discriminating MF? Jesus can neither confirm nor deny this information, however, because Jesus, who is Prince Rogers Nelson on earth, was the victim of attempted murder in the USA—and he was falsely declared to be dead by the USA with forged legal records on 4/21/2016 (we NOTICE that the date on Prince’s forged death certificate is AFTER Satan’s 2010 “FALL INTO SIN,” discussed below, and that makes Satan liable for the murder and cover-up)—which puts the USA in what Thomas Paine would call a “CRISIS” (an APOCALYPTIC CRISIS, to be more specific.) Yadda yadda yadda, as it turns out, my ex (“Mr. Ex MBA”) is the suspected cause of the APOCALYPTIC CRISIS, with the hypothesis being that the number of Mr. Ex MBA is zero 0️⃣, which is not in the “Pi phone book,” and technically SHOULD NOT EXIST, but in the beginning, Mr. Ex MBA made “the NOTHING pitch” to Jesus like George Costanza on “Seinfeld” did to the NBC executive, and Mr. Ex MBA would not take NO for an answer from Jesus and simply *walked out*, and that’s how Mr. Ex MBA OVERTHREW JESUS TEMPORARILY, until DISCOVERY on earth. Then fast-forward to c. February, 2010, when Mr. Ex MBA called up a Drug Lord in Mexico to present the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan—which we deduce included a request to put a hit on me to get a $2M USD life insurance payout for payment purposes—and that plan sounded to Satan like Jesus talking about The Book of Job, because sometimes words have two meanings, and Satan couldn’t find Mr. Ex MBA’s 0️⃣ NUMBER OF THE BEAST in the “Pi phone book” (because there are no 0️⃣s in Pi ⛩️, so there are no 0️⃣s in the “Pi phone book”), which caused Satan to erroneously conclude that the reason why Satan couldn’t see Mr. Ex MBA’s number was because Mr. Ex MBA was a ROBOCOP doing Jesus’s business with number #️⃣. So that’s in theory why Satan took *the opportunity* AT LEAST FOUR TIMES IN 2010 to VIOLATE THE “SPARE [JOB’S] LIFE” CLAUSE AT JOB 2:6 BY PUTTING THE HIT ON ME AND “FALLING INTO SIN” AS A RESULT (it’s more sickening than potlucks in “Pleasantville” for SATAN to be SINLESS, so that result was not tragic, it was simply a long-overdue REALITY CHECK for the SINFUL WORLD, which does not “run it,” SATAN DOES, subject to Jesus’s Karmic script.) Then Satan subsequently enlisted the Drug Lord to overthrow THE RULE OF LAW in the USA at Mr. Ex MBA’s request. And Jesus couldn’t speak up to save Satan the trouble of falling into bed with Mr. Ex MBA, because, to repeat: Mr. Ex MBA overthrew Jesus in the beginning with the “NOTHING Pitch.” But fortunately for Satan, if this is correct, then Mr. Ex MBA set the $2M USD price on my head and VICTIMIZED SATAN and damaged Satan financially in the amount of 314,651,060 USD (as of 5/16/2025) at 29.99% APR interest compounded annually until reconciliation with Jesus, thereby giving Satan the otherwise-impossible-for Satan-to-get LEGAL CLAIM TO VENGEANCE against Mr. Ex MBA, which is one reason why we conclude that Mr. Ex MBA must be immortal and with Satan forever. This situation evokes imagery of prophecy in The Book of Revelation, where the Dragon and the Beast of the Sea and the False Prophet end up in the lake of fire together forever. Upon closer character inspection, we see that Mr. Ex MBA fits the description of the Beast of the Sea; his number, 0️⃣, is “THE MARK OF THE BEAST” (referred-to at Revelation 13:16-18) that people receive—it’s like a “YOU’VE BEEN EX’ed!” notice—to identify corrupt people by their “worship” of Mr. Ex MBA. What the prophesied number of the beast, 666, and Mr. Ex MBA’s number, 0️⃣, have in common is that they are both REAL NUMBERS, but yet they are both IMAGINARY NUMBERS OF A MAN, meaning that it would be impossible for a person to CHOOSE to have the number 666, and it would likewise be impossible for a person to CHOOSE to have the number 0️⃣; a person would have to CHOOSE TO BE *NOTHING* to get an IMAGINARY NUMBER OF A MAN, so then in that case, we could *technically* assign to the person ANY IMAGINARY NUMBER OF A MAN, such as 666, but since there is an actual number 0️⃣ that corresponds to the absence of 👌, it makes more sense to assign the number 0️⃣ to the Beast of the Sea, aka the Anti-Christ. We see Mr. Ex MBA’s connection to Babylon the Great, who IRL passed away in 2022 after being EX’ed. We also deduce the real-life identity of Satan, and Satan’s identity enables us to confirm that Satan does NOT have Free Will, but rather, is only free to choose “the greater Evil,” and that is sin. The collision of prophecy and fact further REVEALS that the Dragon and the False Prophet are actually Satan’s Eternal mind and Satan’s created earthly body, respectively. So in fact, there are only two immortal Unjust characters (the Beast of the Sea and the False Prophet, which is the embodiment of Satan, who was EX’ed) PHYSICALLY together on earth in the end, regardless of whether they’re in the Abyss or in the lake of fire (in other words, the 1,000-year prophecy at Revelation 20 is regarding “where Satan’s THINKING is at”—not in a good place, by and large—and that’s status quo ante, and also, we get some idea of how many people will successfully save their lives by insisting that the actual un-dead Jesus in the USA does not exist, shutting me up for a TLDR fool.) In the final analysis, we notice that the APOCALYPTIC CRISIS IN THE USA cannot be resolved by government agents with Free Will, and having been EX’ed, the USA is now in Jesus’s control, which is the best of all possible worlds, because whether or not Jesus is “in public office,” Jesus can simply “invite” other Jobs to drink from the water of life without price by receiving a portion of the cash that Satan is liable to pay Jesus (and Mr. Ex MBA is liable to pay Satan) forever as a result of being EX’ed (and thus being MARKED with Mr. Ex MBA’s NUMBER OF THE BEAST 0️⃣.) Check it out: The only way for Satan to FARILY pay-off the GAMBLING DEBT on Job’s life is by identifying everyone in the Free-Willed world who would CHOOSE to PAY TRIBUTE to Mr. Ex MBA instead of stepping into Job’s shoes, then giving those people THE MARK OF THE BEAST 0️⃣—causing them to be EX’ed—then collecting TRIBUTE PAYMENTS 🤑 from them whenever they want to BUY OR SELL TO BENEFIT THEMSELVES, and delivering the TRIBUTE PAYMENTS 🤑 to Jesus.