Theory of Everything
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“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.” —Carl Sagan. That’s true! We could look forever and never find a 3-d sub-atomic particle in Nature, because there is no thing in 3-d naturally! This means that we can’t contemplate inter-particle interactions until we reverse-engineer a 3-d sub-atomic particle (SAP)—a SybiLL having a 4-d turtle particle LL and a 3-d PP with a spherical SheLL—that can take a COLLISION in “synchronized-swimming” fashion. So we get cracking empty 3-d SheLLs, and we cause some TEST-COLLISIONS with the UNLICENSED DRIVING skills that we documented in the online manual— Emmanuel—which we started to write in Article 7. Then we add to the Emmanuel: “The Rules for Auditing Collisions Between Empty 3-d SheLLs of SybiLL SAPs Using the Tax-Paying Turtle Particle Theory of Physics with the Ready Set GO! MOVING PROCESS (aka Newton’s First, Second and Third Laws of Motion).” And through the TEST-COLLISIONS between the empty 3-d SheLLs, we form stable ATOM SKELETONS that are held-together by forcibly unbreakable STRONG NUCLEAR BONDS. This prepares us to put some “MEAT” (aka MASS) on the ATOM SKELETONS.

“The most creative act you will ever undertake is the act of creating yourself.” —Deepak Chopra. Move over Rene Descartes, there are more DUELISTS 🤺 in town! We’re going to SOLVE THE MIND-BODY PROBLEM—the problem of DUALISM—which is proving how a non-physical consciousness could cause forceful effects on matter and vice-versa. Our thoughts are in post-Big Bang times with lone Lumeynes—which we’re calling Loose Lumeynes, or LLs—out of their parking spots in Snowmen of God and in-gear moving at the speed of light while their heads tilt in 3-d directions. Displaying dauntless bravery, we make haste to arm our heads—we put-on our totally on-paper virtual reality helmets (old-fashioned thinking caps)—and we take a series of NINE TEST-DRIVES with the LLs to figure-out the “rules of the road,” writing-up our TEST-DRIVE RESULTS as we go, creating a manual (“Emmanuel,” if you will, since this is an online manual.) One thing we’re trying to figure-out is the genesis of sub-atomic particles, since we know that it would be physically-impossible for an Eternal LL to leave the 4th dimension or to be in two dimensions simultaneously! What we discover is that a 4-d turtle particle LL must have a pop-up particle proxy (PP) that includes a spherical 3-d SheLL inside of the universe. The PP remotely expresses and influences the LL’s experiences. One 4-d LL and one 3-d PP together form an artificial sub-atomic particle (“SAP”) that we’re calling a “SybiLL SAP”; the 4-d COM Tongue and the 6-d COM Tongue twist together—like a co-axial cable that we’re calling the “4-d to 3-d Dual COM Tongue Coaxial Cable,” or “423DCTCC”—and PHYSICALLY CONNECT the 4-d LL to the 3-d SheLL of the PP. So we see that THE 423DCTCC IS LITERALLY THE MIND-BODY CONNECTION THAT RENE DESCARTES WAS MISSING! And now we’re prepared to meet our Eternal soul LL (“SouLL.”) A Free-Willed SouLL has a God-given pair of Life-and-Death enablement programs (a 6-d Personal O/S and a 4-d Free Will Program), but has NO MAKER save-for the outputs of a Decision-Making Module, aka a GOVERNOR MODULE—uniquely identified by a GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER, which (as discussed in Article 1) is the “mind” part of the proverbial “NUMBER OF A MAN” referred-to at Revelation 13:18— that functions to sort fact from fiction and to direct the physical force of the SouLL, controlling the acts of its particle proxy (“PP”) inside of the universe, subject to the condition of Justice for all. The PP has the same Snowman of God, aka “Snowman Number,” as the SouLL. The Snowman Number is the “body” part of the “NUMBER OF A MAN” referred-to at Revelation 13:18 (as discussed in Article 1.) By the end of Article 7, we will be poised to enter the SybiLL SAPs into the Universal Demolition Derby and use our UNLICENSED DRIVING skills to cause collisions and form the “skeleton” of the first ATOM.

According to the Tax-Paying Turtle Particle Theory of Physics (TPTPTP), particles are like turtles that must pay 100% tax in the form of wave-energy on two receivables: (1) the internal physical force of Fmass expressed as wave-particle duality, which hauls mass in an “idling,” aka “inertial,” state by spinning the particle right round or left round like a Tippe Top, and (2) moving services, aka external physical forces, received from other turtle-particles that help the particle “get into gear” and haul mass in the same direction in which the other turtle-particles are heading; the TPTPTP also explains the WAKING THE SLEEPING GIANT Big Bang event, at which time the universe was created out of something BIGGER THAN THE UNIVERSE that went from one state (“particles in bed”) to another state (“particles out of bed”) because of a decision made by Father Time in the 6th-dimension to do some 3-d Mindful Stretching that tipped-over previously upside-down Timeynes, thereby causing the 4th-dimension Lumeyne particles in the same Snowmen of God to tip-over, too, so that instead of getting nowhere in “Backward gear,” the Lumeynes “woke-up” and began to move in “Forward gear” AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

“The Time is NOW” standard of Absolute Time in combination with the inherent dual wave-particle Nature of the physical substance of each part of the three-part multi-dimensional entity called God enables the Ready Set GO! Moving Process (aka Newton’s First, Second and Third Laws of Motion) to pass the tests of Zeno’s Paradoxes because motion is Eternal like God, with every particle having a constant mandate to “haul mass” via the expression of the particle’s Natural wave-particle duality, which I call the force of mass, or “Fmass.”

Einstein’s Relativity, Newtonian Mechanics and Quantum Mechanics are proven by Zeno’s Paradoxes to be non-starting theories because following those theories makes motion impossible.

You can move either Backward or Forward.

Is the enlightened person subject to the law of causation (karma)?

This is the proof of God’s existence as a 3-part multi-dimensional entity: (1) the 4-d part Evil (Satan) = Zero; (2) the 5-d part Good = Pi; and (3) the 6-d part Justice (Jesus) = a constant fraction of Pi = #️⃣ (we’re using the #️⃣ symbol to represent Jesus’s “constant fraction of Pi.”) We see that Zero is the absence of every digit of Pi, so therefore Zero is not nothing, Zero is infinite. We NOTICE that the zero that is nothing is both real and imaginary, but zero is not Evil, zero simply doesn’t bear any relationship to God (Evil, Good, and Justice.) Then we calculate “the number of a man” (or in other words, the number a Free-Willed person) as referred-to in The Book of Revelation, at Revelation 13:18: “This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man” = the number of Justice (Jesus’s number #️⃣) multiplied by a positive or a negative Rational number that is less than 90. To understand why, first envision the number determination process by imagining that you are driving a vehicle along a one-way road with “destinations,” aka destinies, on both sides, and you can turn your steering wheel up to 90 degrees right or left TO CHOOSE one desired destiny. NOTICE that a steering wheel is like a compass. ALSO NOTICE that because all 3-d lines on a compass are found in one half of the compass, we only need to use one half of a MULTI-DIMENSIONAL COMPASS to define CHOICES. So we use the upper or the lower half of a MULTI-DIMENSIONAL COMPASS, divided along the 90/270-degree line, which corresponds to Evil’s 4th-dimension number Zero. The 0/180 line on the compass, which is like the one-way road with destinies on both sides, corresponds to Good’s 5th-dimension number Pi. Justice’s number, a fractal of Pi, corresponds to the compass needle, and THE LINE of the compass needle is actually COMING “UP” INTO THE COMPASS FROM THE 6th-dimension CENTER OF THE COMPASS, which is literally the center-of-mass, aka ORIGIN, of the 3-part multi-dimensional entity called “God.” This is why the number of a man = #️⃣ multiplied by a positive or a negative Rational number that is less than 90, to wit: The same positive and negative numbers less than 90 will correspond to 3-d compass directions in opposite quadrants (on either side of the 0/180 line, aka one-way road) in either the upper half or the lower half of the MULTI-DIMENSIONAL COMPASS. Elaborating, we reason that “the number of a man” is called “the number of the beast” because in the beginning, every Free-Willed person chose to do something UNJUST, and we know that on any given set of facts, *every possible* Unjust choice is going to be RELATIVE-TO what the *one* Good choice would be on that set of facts, so therefore in the beginning, every person became A BEAST in some measure INSTEAD OF BEING JUST the way Jesus is. And indeed, Jesus’s number determines the SET—the universe—of possible Unjust choices, and therefore Jesus’s number (which is the compass needle) determines the SET of possible NUMBERS OF A MAN. Then we arrive at the conclusion that whatever THE NUMBER OF A MAN happens to be—and there are as many possibilities as there are SOULS WITH FREE WILL—this is THE BEAST that must be slayed by the person to get out of Bloody Hell, by re-setting THE NUMBER OF THE MAN to Pi (although MEMORY will guarantee that the OLD NUMBER never stops “ringing” in the mind.) Pi is an UNLISTED NUMBER in the “Pi phone book,” because Pi is not IN Pi! So Satan can’t “reach out and touch” Pi because Zero is RELATIVE-TO Pi, and Satan can only “hack” NUMBERS that are RELATIVE-TO Pi, which he can find in the “Pi phone book.” Satan can’t CHANGE ANY NUMBER in the “Pi phone book,” but—surprise! like “Venom”—Satan can use THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST to GAIN CONTROL OVER THE ACTS OF THE BODY associated with the “hacked” number (so it’s like CLONING A PHONE) and cause the person to deliver Karma to themselves. Ergo, having the UNLISTED NUMBER Pi enables a person to see Good and Evil, become immortal and Just like Jesus, and escape from Satan (Karma) forever by stepping into Job’s shoes. We NOTICE that Job is like “Neo” in “The Matrix”—joining “Fight Club” against Satan, who is also the founder of “Fight Club” who must be defeated to “graduate,” similar to the specter of Luke Skywalker refusing to descend to the dark side with Darth Vader—and we ALSO NOTICE that at Job 38:3, the first question Job must answer is whether or not “the Lord” is a gender-discriminating MF? Jesus can neither confirm nor deny this information, however, because Jesus was the victim of attempted murder in the USA—and he was falsely declared to be dead by the USA with forged legal records on 4/21/2016—which puts the USA in what Thomas Paine would call a “CRISIS” (an APOCALYPTIC CRISIS, to be more specific.) Yadda yadda yadda, as it turns out, my ex (“Mr. Ex MBA”) is the suspected cause of the APOCALYPTIC CRISIS, with the hypothesis being that the number of Mr. Ex MBA is “zero,” which is not in the “Pi phone book,” and technically SHOULD NOT EXIST, but in the beginning, Mr. Ex MBA made “the NOTHING pitch” to Jesus like George Costanza on “Seinfeld” did to the NBC executive, and Mr. Ex MBA would not take NO for an answer from Jesus and simply *walked out*, and that’s how Mr. Ex MBA OVERTHREW JESUS TEMPORARILY, until DISCOVERY on earth. Then fast-forward to c. February, 2010, when Mr. Ex MBA called up a Drug Lord in Mexico to present the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan—which we deduce included a request to put a hit on me to get a life insurance payout for payment purposes—and that plan sounded to Satan like Jesus talking about The Book of Job, because sometimes words have two meanings, and Satan couldn’t find Mr. Ex MBA’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER in the “Pi phone book,” which gave Satan cause to conclude that Mr. Ex MBA was a ROBOCOP of Jesus. So that’s in theory why Satan took *the opportunity* to VIOLATE THE “SPARE [JOB’S] LIFE” CLAUSE AT JOB 2:6 BY PUTTING THE HIT ON JOB AND “FALLING INTO SIN” AS A RESULT (it’s more sick and twisted than life in “Pleasantville” for SATAN to be SINLESS, so that result was not tragic, it was simply a long-overdue REALITY CHECK for the SINFUL WORLD, which does not “run it,” SATAN DOES.) Then Satan subsequently enlisted the Drug Lord to overthrow THE RULE OF LAW in the USA at Mr. Ex MBA’s request. And Jesus couldn’t speak up to save Satan the trouble of falling into bed with Mr. Ex MBA, because, to repeat: Mr. Ex MBA overthrew Jesus in the beginning with “the NOTHING Pitch.” But fortunately for Satan, if this is correct, then Mr. Ex MBA VICTIMIZED SATAN and damaged Satan financially in the amount of 314,651,060 USD (as of 5/16/2025) at 29.99% APR interest compounded annually until reconciliation with Jesus, thereby giving Satan the otherwise-impossible-for Satan-to-get LEGAL CLAIM TO VENGEANCE against Mr. Ex MBA, which is one of several reasons why we conclude that Mr. Ex MBA must be immortal and with Satan forever. This situation evokes imagery of prophecy in The Book of Revelation, where the Dragon and the Beast of the Sea and the False Prophet end up in the lake of fire together forever. Upon closer character inspection, we see that Mr. Ex MBA fits the description of the Beast of the Sea, and we are able to determine his connection to Babylon the Great, who IRL passed away in 2022. We also deduce the real-life identity of Satan (and Satan’s identity enables us to confirm that Satan does NOT have Free Will, but rather, is only free to choose “the greater Evil,” but that is sin.) The collision of prophecy and fact REVEALS that the Dragon and the False Prophet are actually Satan’s Eternal mind and Satan’s created earthly body, respectively. So in fact, there are only two immortal Evil characters (the Beast of the Sea and the False Prophet, which is the embodiment of Satan) PHYSICALLY together on earth in the end, regardless of whether they’re in the Abyss or in the lake of fire (in other words, the 1,000-year prophecy at Revelation 20 is regarding “where Satan’s THINKING is at”—not in a good place, by and large—and that’s status quo ante, and also, we get some idea of how many people will successfully save their lives by singing hymns about the storied Jesus and religiously pretending to eat his flesh and drink his blood while insisting that the actual un-dead Jesus in the USA does not exist, shutting me up for a TLDR fool.) In the final analysis, we notice that the APOCALYPTIC CRISIS cannot be resolved by government agents with Free Will, and the USA is now in Jesus’s control, which is the best of all possible worlds.