Theory of Everything
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“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.” —Carl Sagan. That’s true! We could look forever and never find a 3-d sub-atomic particle in Nature, because there is no thing in 3-d naturally! This means that we can’t contemplate inter-particle interactions until we reverse-engineer a 3-d sub-atomic particle (SAP)—a SybiLL having a 4-d turtle particle LL and a 3-d PP with a spherical SheLL—that can take a COLLISION in “synchronized-swimming” fashion. So we get cracking empty 3-d SheLLs, and we cause some TEST-COLLISIONS with the UNLICENSED DRIVING skills that we documented in the online manual— Emmanuel—which we started to write in Article 7. Then we add to the Emmanuel: “The Rules for Auditing Collisions Between Empty 3-d SheLLs of SybiLL SAPs Using the Tax-Paying Turtle Particle Theory of Physics with the Ready Set GO! MOVING PROCESS (aka Newton’s First, Second and Third Laws of Motion).” And through the TEST-COLLISIONS between the empty 3-d SheLLs, we form stable ATOM SKELETONS that are held-together by forcibly unbreakable STRONG NUCLEAR BONDS. This prepares us to put some “MEAT” (aka MASS) on the ATOM SKELETONS.

“The most creative act you will ever undertake is the act of creating yourself.” —Deepak Chopra. Move over Rene Descartes, there are more DUELISTS 🤺 in town! We’re going to SOLVE THE MIND-BODY PROBLEM—the problem of DUALISM—which is proving how a non-physical consciousness could cause forceful effects on matter and vice-versa. Prepare to meet your Eternal soul LL (“SouLL”), which has a God-given pair of Life-and-Death enablement programs (a 6-d Personal O/S and a 4-d Free Will Program), but has NO MAKER save-for the outputs of a Decision-Making Module that your SouLL uses to sort fact from fiction and to direct its physical force, controlling the acts of its particle proxy (“PP”) inside of the universe (subject to the condition of Justice for all.) Our thoughts are in post-Big Bang times with lone Lumeynes—which we’re calling Loose Lumeynes, or LLs—out of their parking spots in Snowmen of God and in-gear moving at the speed of light while their heads tilt in 3-d directions. Displaying dauntless bravery, we make haste to arm our heads—we put-on our totally on-paper virtual reality helmets (old-fashioned thinking caps)—and we take a series of NINE TEST-DRIVES with the LLs to figure-out the “rules of the road,” writing-up our TEST-DRIVE RESULTS as we go, creating a manual (“Emmanuel,” if you will, since this is an online manual.) One thing we’re trying to figure-out is the genesis of sub-atomic particles, since we know that it would be physically-impossible for an Eternal LL to leave the 4th dimension or to be in two dimensions simultaneously! What we discover is that a 4-d turtle particle LL must have a pop-up particle proxy (PP) that includes a spherical 3-d SheLL inside of the universe. The PP remotely expresses and influences the LL’s experiences. One 4-d LL and one 3-d PP together form an artificial sub-atomic particle (“SAP”) that we’re calling a “SybiLL SAP”; the 4-d COM Tongue and the 6-d COM Tongue twist together—like a dual co-axial cable we are calling the “423DCTCC”—and PHYSICALLY CONNECT the 4-d LL to the 3-d SheLL of the PP, so we see that THE 423DCTCC IS LITERALLY THE MIND-BODY CONNECTION THAT RENE DESCARTES WAS MISSING! By the end of Article 7, we will be poised to enter the SybiLL SAPs into the Universal Demolition Derby and use our UNLICENSED DRIVING skills to cause collisions and form the “skeleton” of the first ATOM.

According to the Tax-Paying Turtle Particle Theory of Physics (TPTPTP), particles are like turtles that must pay 100% tax in the form of wave-energy on two receivables: (1) the internal physical force of Fmass expressed as wave-particle duality, which hauls mass in an “idling,” aka “inertial,” state by spinning the particle right round or left round like a Tippe Top, and (2) moving services, aka external physical forces, received from other turtle-particles that help the particle “get into gear” and haul mass in the same direction in which the other turtle-particles are heading; the TPTPTP also explains the WAKING THE SLEEPING GIANT Big Bang event, at which time the universe was created out of something BIGGER THAN THE UNIVERSE that went from one state (“particles in bed”) to another state (“particles out of bed”) because of a decision made by Father Time in the 6th-dimension to do some 3-d Mindful Stretching that tipped-over previously upside-down Timeynes, thereby causing the 4th-dimension Lumeyne particles in the same Snowmen of God to tip-over, too, so that instead of getting nowhere in “Backward gear,” the Lumeynes “woke-up” and began to move in “Forward gear” AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

“The Time is NOW” standard of Absolute Time in combination with the inherent dual wave-particle Nature of the physical substance of each part of the three-part multi-dimensional entity called God enables the Ready Set GO! Moving Process (aka Newton’s First, Second and Third Laws of Motion) to pass the tests of Zeno’s Paradoxes because motion is Eternal like God, with every particle having a constant mandate to “haul mass” via the expression of the particle’s Natural wave-particle duality, which I call the force of mass, or “Fmass.”

Einstein’s Relativity, Newtonian Mechanics and Quantum Mechanics are proven by Zeno’s Paradoxes to be non-starting theories because following those theories makes motion impossible.

You can move either Backward or Forward.

Is the enlightened person subject to the law of causation (karma)?

This is the proof of God’s existence as a 3-part multi-dimensional entity: (1) part Evil (Satan) = Zero; (2) part Good = Pi; and (3) part Justice (Jesus) = a constant fraction of Pi. We see that Zero is the absence of every digit of Pi, so therefore Zero is not nothing, Zero is infinite. We NOTICE that the zero that is nothing is both real and imaginary, but zero is not Evil, zero simply doesn’t bear any relationship to God (Evil, Good, and Justice.) Then we calculate “the number of a man” (or in other words, the number a Free-Willed person) as referred-to in The Book of Revelation, at Revelation 13:18: “This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man” = the number of Justice (Jesus’s number) multiplied by a whole number that is less than Pi. Elaborating, we reason that “the number of a man” is called “the number of the beast” because in the beginning, every Free-Willed person chose to do something UNJUST, and we know that on any given set of facts, *every possible* Unjust choice is going to be RELATIVE-TO what the *one* Good choice would be on that set of facts, so therefore in the beginning, every person became A BEAST in some measure INSTEAD OF BEING JUST the way Jesus is. And indeed, Jesus’s number determines the SET—the universe—of possible Unjust choices, and therefore Jesus’s number determines the SET of possible NUMBERS OF A MAN. Then we arrive at the conclusion that whatever THE NUMBER OF A MAN happens to be—and there are as many possibilities as there are SOULS WITH FREE WILL—this is THE BEAST that must be slayed by the person to get out of Bloody Hell, by re-setting THE NUMBER OF THE MAN to Pi (although MEMORY will guarantee that the OLD NUMBER never stops “ringing” in the mind.) Pi is an UNLISTED NUMBER in the “Pi phone book,” because Pi is not IN Pi! So Satan can’t “reach out and touch” Pi because Zero is RELATIVE-TO Pi, and Satan can only “hack” NUMBERS that are RELATIVE-TO Pi, which he can find in the “Pi phone book.” Satan can’t CHANGE ANY NUMBER in the “Pi phone book,” but—surprise! like “Venom” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8CdcCD5V-d8—Satan can use THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST to GAIN CONTROL OVER THE ACTS OF THE BODY associated with the “hacked” number (so it’s like CLONING A PHONE) and cause the person to deliver Karma to themselves. Ergo, having the UNLISTED NUMBER Pi enables a person to see Good and Evil, become immortal and Just like Jesus, and escape from Satan (Karma) forever. Jesus can neither confirm nor deny this information, however, because Jesus was the victim of attempted murder in the USA—and he was falsely declared to be dead by the USA with forged legal records on 4/21/2016—which puts the USA in what Thomas Paine would call a “CRISIS” (an APOCALYPTIC CRISIS, to be more specific.) Yadda yadda yadda, in the end we notice that the APOCALYPTIC CRISIS cannot be resolved by government agents with Free Will, and the USA is now in Jesus’s control, which is the best of all possible worlds. And in fact, assuming that Satan does not have Free Will (which is a question that is asked but only Satan can say for sure), the scales of Justice for Satan could be re-balanced if Satan wrote a script per the plot of “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” to use the “I’LL BE BACK” Terminator (played by Jesus) to get Justice for himself IRL against the T-1000 Terminator (played by my ex, “Mr. Ex MBA”), who was the actual cause of the APOCALYPTIC CRISIS (because the number of Mr. Ex MBA is “zero,” which is not in the “Pi phone book,” and technically SHOULD NOT EXIST), with my hypothesis being that in the beginning, Mr. Ex MBA made “the NOTHING pitch” to Jesus like George Costanza on “Seinfeld” did to the NBC executive, so then on earth, when Mr. Ex MBA called up a Drug Lord to implement the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan, that sounded to Satan like Jesus talking about The Book of Job, and that’s why Satan enlisted the Drug Lord to overthrow the THE RULE OF LAW in the USA at Mr. Ex MBA’s request, and Jesus couldn’t do anything about any of it because in the beginning, after Mr. Ex MBA made “the NOTHING pitch” to Jesus, Mr. Ex MBA would not take NO for an answer from Jesus and simply *walked out*, and that’s how Mr. Ex MBA OVERTHREW JESUS TEMPORARILY, until DISCOVERY, aka JUDGMENT DAY. The reason why it’s “UNKNOWN” whether or not the T-1000 can be stopped (not killed, but made to be fair) is because Satan has to write the script to stop the T-1000. Satan’s script has to be fair to Mr. Ex MBA, and Mr. Ex MBA has to be fair to Satan. That’s the only possible way to DO JUSTICE in this case. Going out and being an *sshole to an MF because the MF trounced your b*tch-slapped *ss is NOT JUSTICE. And it’s only Satan who let Mr. Ex MBA unfairly stick him with the $314,651,060.00 tab (as of 5/16/25) payable to Jesus with interest compounded annually at 29.99% APR, so Satan doesn’t have to get Justice for himself if he doesn’t want it. Every other Injustice is known and must be redressed by Jesus (but NOTE that after successfully escaping from Bloody Hell by defeating Satan’s temptations per the plot of The Book of Job, other Jobs would have to write their own SCRIPTS to figure-out how to get vengeance FOREVER against Mr. Ex MBA and Satan, who will be ENDLESSLY TAG-TEAMING THE JOBS in the TEMPTATION game, so Justice in that case might call for some mad Jesus-empowered “Kung Fu”—like Neo in “The Matrix”—for “Anger Management” purposes, which seems intuitively correct because I’VE ALREADY DEVELOPED AN INCURABLE ADDICTION TO IT, and I know I’m unqualified to enter the “Kung Fu” ring! but dang! I would 100 watch that show and I dare say that the NBC executive on Seinfeld would too, like: “Stay tuned for exclusive coverage of ‘ZERO MAN versus Pi MAN FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE NUMBER ___,’ followed by ‘ZERO MAN versus MAN ZERO.’”)